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MiSs KiSs
06-14-2012, 11:09 PM
need a female perspective on love, sex, relationships? i have the answer... the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth....

Loose Cannon
06-14-2012, 11:35 PM
Hey MK.....Im in a slump here....whats some of the best liquiors to get chicks uncontrollably horny.......speak on your experiences....lol


I haven't used Spanish fly in 10 years.....do they still make that ish???

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 12:29 AM
firefly sweet tea vodka mixed with lemonaide is a panty dropper.

Loose Cannon
06-15-2012, 12:46 AM
firefly sweet tea vodka mixed with lemonaide is a panty dropper.

Ima get right on that.............http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/6469/obamadatazz.png




1)How do you KNOW when a relationship is OVER? I dont mean....some lil fling you had for 2 straight weekends.....but a long term deal? Is it a state of sadness or anger at that point?

2) What are some cant miss signs you are being cheated on? Can you just sense it???

Rush Drinks Pop
06-15-2012, 12:46 AM
ms. kiss whats the best way to spot the sluttiest young ladies in the club?

Loose Cannon
06-15-2012, 12:49 AM
ms. kiss whats the best way to spot the sluttiest young ladies in the club?

Thank god Rush is in here.....

I was starting to think that everyone may have been intimidated by our only female poster that engages in sex......

Rush Drinks Pop
06-15-2012, 12:50 AM
lol when i get my money game up I'm gone fly ms. kiss down for a weekend of dranking and sampling some of kc's finest bistros

emo Compton.
06-15-2012, 09:44 AM
Do you consider period week as blowjob week?

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 10:55 AM
Ima get right on that.............http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/6469/obamadatazz.png




1)How do you KNOW when a relationship is OVER? I dont mean....some lil fling you had for 2 straight weekends.....but a long term deal? Is it a state of sadness or anger at that point?

i usually go by the level of hate. when i hate the way he holds a fork or breathes or everytime he speaks i want to smack him in the mouth it's over.

2) What are some cant miss signs you are being cheated on? Can you just sense it???
go through his phone. but on the sly-bitches who openly go through their man's phone are just telling him to delete things.

mhm

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 10:56 AM
ms. kiss whats the best way to spot the sluttiest young ladies in the club?

look for ones taking shots, there with only one other female (sluts don't make that many friends), and wearing a shirt that makes it impossible to wear a bra

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 10:57 AM
Do you consider period week as blowjob week?
yes

TheMadHatter
06-15-2012, 12:19 PM
Interesting. I often find my girl is the horniest during her period and/or ovulation (not always while ovulating, but ALWAYS during menstruation). She don't wanna blow me. She wants me to fuck her. (and sometimes I do. got my red wings and all that.)

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 12:42 PM
Interesting. I often find my girl is the horniest during her period and/or ovulation (not always while ovulating, but ALWAYS during menstruation). She don't wanna blow me. She wants me to fuck her. (and sometimes I do. got my red wings and all that.)

ovulation is 14 days after the 1st day of your period and by nature thats when most women want to get it in... maybe for some women their period makes them want it- but me personally? on the first 2 days of my period i want to lay on the couch with a hot water bottle in sweatpants while eating chocolate and crying- it's not a sexy look-- but hey if that's what you're into go for it.

The Based Guy
06-15-2012, 12:57 PM
so much knowledge in this thread.

TheMadHatter
06-15-2012, 02:44 PM
ovulation is 14 days after the 1st day of your period and by nature thats when most women want to get it in... maybe for some women their period makes them want it- but me personally? on the first 2 days of my period i want to lay on the couch with a hot water bottle in sweatpants while eating chocolate and crying- it's not a sexy look-- but hey if that's what you're into go for it.
lol Idk. Like she gets the regular shit like cramps and mood swings, but fucking helps lol. We talk about it, we both make sure we understand what time it is. that she's gonna be in her feelings about a lot of shit, so on and so forth. We cuddle, I try to steer clear of the mood swings lol. and sometimes we fuck. The endorphins relieve mood swings and cramps.

Repctillian
06-15-2012, 02:48 PM
w8.... madhatter reunited with madhatter's girl?!

also. ms kiss what made you decide to come back to illesty?

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 03:06 PM
boredom. lack of a job. found the link while cleaning out my bookmarks.

aceboogie_2
06-15-2012, 03:09 PM
waht made you stop coming here to begin with?

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 03:59 PM
hmm i dont remember... maybe the site went down? hmm i dunno

Boot
06-15-2012, 04:44 PM
how much rep for you to post a titty pic?

MiSs KiSs
06-15-2012, 06:40 PM
never.

Loose Cannon
06-15-2012, 07:35 PM
yes

Shit.....those were the days.........back in the days......


Now.....bitch like.....'Fuck off'

Loose Cannon
06-15-2012, 07:40 PM
w8.... madhatter reunited with madhatter's girl?!

also. ms kiss what made you decide to come back to illesty?

I harrass her to the point of feeling guily on My Space........under an alias of course

Loose Cannon
06-15-2012, 07:55 PM
how much rep for you to post a titty pic?

*cringes*.......son......you had to be THAT one????

Boot
06-15-2012, 08:36 PM
yeah

Rush Drinks Pop
06-16-2012, 06:45 PM
madhatter aint never leaving his chick

TheMadHatter
06-16-2012, 09:20 PM
w8.... madhatter reunited with madhatter's girl?!

also. ms kiss what made you decide to come back to illesty?
lmao. it's complicated.

Loose Cannon
06-19-2012, 07:44 PM
Re-up...........

1) Whats your take on Couples watching Porno together........thumbs up or a no-go?????

2) Did you ever make the mistake of sexing someone that smelt?

3) whats the policy on a Second Date??? What 'base' can be expected? And Who pays the drink tabs?

Repctillian
06-19-2012, 07:53 PM
lmao. it's complicated.

hell it cant be that complicated yall was living under the same roof even tho yall 'broke up'

TheMadHatter
06-19-2012, 08:03 PM
still living on the same roof. the economy is tough bro lol. so, yeah, it's complicated lol.

but nah Idk. we be on and off like a mufucka. mostly on the last few weeks though. I guess we'll see.

Repctillian
06-19-2012, 08:21 PM
nothin in life is complicated

TheMadHatter
06-19-2012, 09:59 PM
oh. my b. I forgot human emotions and relationships were very simple thing.

teach me your ways.

Repctillian
06-19-2012, 11:24 PM
i like the sarcasm. basically im just sayin... nvm dont feel like explaining it.

TheMadHatter
06-20-2012, 11:10 AM
I mean, explain to me how it's simple. like I'm 2. no sarcasm there.

mark_98
06-20-2012, 11:47 AM
i think hes saying its only complicated if you make it type of thing

aceboogie_2
06-20-2012, 11:52 AM
so then who was phone?

Repctillian
06-20-2012, 12:26 PM
i think hes saying its only complicated if you make it type of thing

we have a winner

TheMadHatter
06-20-2012, 03:09 PM
....that was the worst explanation of anything in the history of ever.

Repctillian
06-20-2012, 03:45 PM
oh okay

Loose Cannon
06-20-2012, 04:59 PM
This is ask a woman....aka Miss Kiss.............you have you own got damn 'ask _____' thread.......buzz the fuck off, Ctill

Repctillian
06-20-2012, 05:07 PM
look here crumb snatcher, i can ask whatever i want to whomever i want. miss kiss is more than welcome to add her input, in fact my question to miss kiss is why hasnt she added her input?

MiSs KiSs
06-20-2012, 07:49 PM
Re-up...........

1) Whats your take on Couples watching Porno together........thumbs up or a no-go?????
that could be fun... stay away from anything involving gang-bangs... girls dont like that shit

2) Did you ever make the mistake of sexing someone that smelt?
no

3) whats the policy on a Second Date??? What 'base' can be expected? And Who pays the drink tabs?
man pays drink tabs always. and the base depends on the situation

and life is only as complicated as you make it....